Mask Patents

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 Extraterrestrial Intelligence Detector For Use In Breathing Masks                            

A breathing mask adapted to be placed over a wearer’s face, comprises a mask body including a 35m deep space radio telescope; including an altazimuth mount; a 45m diameter concrete pier; rebar rods (20 tons); a climate controlled command center within concrete pier; mask to be worn at minimum atmospheric altitude of 5000m; between latitudes 50 degrees south and 65 degrees south.

Universal Species Translator For Use In Breathing Masks

A breathing masked adapted to be placed over a wearer’s face, comprises a mask body including a pheromone sensor disposed in flow communication with wearer’s nostrils; a mesh microphonic interior lining; a low voltage pre-amplifier mounted to left cheek of mask; a low voltage pre-amplifier mounted to right cheek of mask; an amplifier for transmitting amplified sound signals from said pre-amplifiers; a sound wave magnifier  for projecting said amplified sound signals; triple chambered charcoal filter to distill inflow of pheromone sensor; a negative pressure vacuum tube with centrifuge to disperse distilled inflow of pheromone sensor; a species-sensitive responder; a digital universal dictionary auto-tuned to output of species sensitive responder; low voltage amplifier on left cheek of mask to transmit species specific audio communication; low voltage preamplifier mounted to right cheek to transmit auto-tuned output of digital universal dictionary; mesh microphonic interior lining to capture vocalizations of wearer, transmissible through digital universal dictionary through left mounted pre-amplifier with output through amplifier and sound wave magnifier; mosquito netting.

Cold Brew Coffee Maker For Use in Breathing Mask

A breathing mask adapted to be placed over a wearer’s face, comprises a mask body including a stainless steel carafe; 3000 BTU condenser with heat exchange coils; exhaust fan; stirring rod; ceramic cone filter; nasogastric tube; said tube to conduct cold brewed coffee to first stomach of wearer; atomic clock to time brewing of coffee; a soy milk dispensing canister with organic rubber nipple; condenser to maintain said soy milk dispensing canister at constant 4.44 degrees Celsius; flow valve to regulate infusion of soy milk into flow of cold brewed coffee through nasogastric tube; dehydrator to extract excess moisture from used coffee grinds; electronic micro-rake to distribute used coffee grinds over cheeks forehead and chin of wearer of  breathing mask; coffee grounds to exfoliate facial surface; micro vacuum to gather said coffee grounds; tamping device to condense gathered grounds in compostable bin; monthly recycling subscription service to collect condensed grounds for use in community gardens.

Mono-Sheath For Use in Breathing Mask

A breathing mask adapted to be placed over wearer’s face, comprises a mask body, said body hand-sewn by flaxen-haired maidens; composition of mask body 80 percent selvage ends of a rainbow; 20 percent purple haze; purple haze spun to 80 microns; including a polycarbonate sheath, extendable from 24 to 48 inches; polycarbonate sheath interior lined with triple-washed hypoallergenic moonlight; moonlight heat-bonded with starlight; starlight twinkle graded minimum AAA-; available in grades AAA, AAA+, AAA++, and Manga; also available with Accessory Kit Hibernia – including patented four-leaf clover inserts, color contemporary shamrock – allows easy conversion of said mask for use by Leprechauns.

Feline Nuzzler and Allergen Dispenser For Use in Breathing Mask

A breathing mask adapted to be placed over wearer’s face, comprises mask body of lace mesh; lace mesh hand-tied with strands of cat hair; cat hair collected from sweaters, sofa cushions, bedspreads, shag carpet, velvet drapes, and the soles of diabetic compression socks; cat hair carded and combed to separate out dust bunnies; dust bunnies donated to Save the Leporidae for rehabilitation and release into native habitats; synthetic whiskers; synthetic whiskers individually plugged through left and right cheeks of mask; whiskers tinted black, brown, light gray, dark gray, and white; inside facing of each mask cheek a slow release patch of diphenhydramine HCI 25mg.